Hegseth Demands Soldiers Prove Testosterone Levels by Fucking His Wife
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Thursday that all active-duty members of the United States military will now be required to verify their testosterone…
Hegseth: Iranian School May Have Been Harboring Iranian Schoolchildren
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Department of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Thursday that an Iranian school destroyed by the United States military may have been harboring Iranian…
Offended Ghislaine Maxwell Demands Credit for Adults She Trafficked
BRYAN, TX – Nearly four years into her 20-year prison sentence, child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell demanded Tuesday that she also be given credit for the…
Congress Votes to Release Naughty List
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The House of Representatives voted Thursday to force through a resolution that would compel the Department of Justice to publicly release the Naughty…
Turkey Pardoned by Trump Arrested for DUI
RALEIGH, NC — Just days after a lavish ceremony at the White House, a turkey pardoned by President Donald Trump has been arrested in North Carolina…
ICE Tasked With Rounding Up All the Brown Coins
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of the discontinuation of the penny, the Department of Homeland Security announced Monday that ICE will soon begin rounding up…