JD Vance Proudly Shows Nation What He Did In Potty
WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a press conference held in a West Wing bathroom, a beaming Vice President JD Vance showed gathered reporters what a good job…
Democrats to Appoint New Senator to Cuck Chair
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Responding to plummeting approval ratings for party leadership, Senate Democrats announced on Monday that they will move to nominate a new ranking member…
Leftist Infant Simultaneously Develops Object Permanence, Class Consciousness
IRVINE, CA – Medical professionals and members of the proletariat were left stunned Thursday when a local leftist infant was found to have simultaneously developed object…
White House Claims it Lacks Authority to Bring J.D. Vance Back Inside
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Calling the situation “out of our jurisdiction,” the Trump administration has claimed that it lacks the authority to bring J.D. Vance back inside.…
Trump to Pardon Gurtholxuur, Ravager of Aeons
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Thursday via TruthSocial his intention to grant pardon to extraplanar being Gurtholxuur, Ravager of Aeons, calling it “long-overdue…